Contemporary insults

Contemporary insuts are a waste. The insults we use these days are so monotonous and repititive that a good argument is no longer possible.

Now days insults are of 2 types:

1. Those which dont make sense: Telling someone that they're lame is like saying'You walk with a limp in one leg', how(HOW???)is that an insult??

2.Insults used by people tho think theyre cool: These include the words that im not supposed to use in my blog and a few others like like; nerd, loser, etc.

A modern argument would go like this:

'Thats my apple!'
'No! It's mine.'
'Youre lame'
'Screw you'
'Damn you'
'Dude, You SUCK!'
'Dum**s theif!!!!'
Then it heads onto more provocative insults and insults to the family members of either party...consequently followed by an amplified version of the entire conversation.

This kind of an argument is immature and uninteresting and the people listening soon lose interest and wander off looking for more fun things to do rather than listen to arguments that they know are going to end in physical expression of outrage.

A good verbal fight is not one which uses the big bad words(words condemned by society, abuses) but which uses the not so bad words in an intelligent way. A fight actually gets interesting when words that shouldnt be used as curses(like banana, Britney Spears, George Bush, etc.) are used as slangs along with type 1 insults or when type 2 insults are modified and used in a lol way.I wish i could give a few examples but sadly, I cant. However i promise that it works and encourage you to Try it ;D !